November 17th, 2003 @ 1:25AM
dear journal
i must share with you a bathroom experience i had today. well i was taking my daily poo (this was no insegnificant weewee stop) and i noticed something strange when i got up to flush and inspected my work inside the bowl. oh, i do think it was the longest poo i had ever taken. funny it didnt smell very bad. just your average stinky-but-expectedly-so-and-therefore-tollerable poo smell.
well that got me excited for the rest of the day.
and so nigel and i released our latest smash hit single, "Boner Rainbow", in celebration of my exciting poo adventure. i sure hope the folks at dmusic enjoy it.
March 16th, 2003 @ 12:55AM
latest scifide product: "love hate relationship"
February 25th, 2003 @ 9:48PM
i like it better when people treat me like crap
February 23rd, 2003 @ 6:54PM
and yet another scifide production: X-Cretin
the guys and i decided it was time to try something different. nigel wanted to make songs for retarded children and i wanted to make songs for smart children so we compromised by making songs for normal children. i like how things turned out.
January 20th, 2003 @ 1:40PM
hooray! THE GLORIOUS DAY HAS COME!
2 new scifide songs for north korea to ban from the shelves.
January 19th, 2003 @ 1:50PM
things on dmusic seem pretty slow with uploading disabled and all.
scifide has 2 chart-topping singles waiting to be uploaded.
i cant shake the cock n' bawlz icon.
the day dmusic upgrades its servers will be a glorious one!
January 10th, 2003 @ 7:18PM
scifide project just made new music. if only there was a place to put it (other than in nigels butthole)
January 9th, 2003 @ 4:41PM
cheet pwn hax
January 7th, 2003 @ 3:52PM
hooray! (millaman to the rescue.)
r.i.p. shaft n' ballz... you will always have a place in my heart.
on the bright side, now everyone can enjoy the pleasant sight of stephen hawking! what a genious.
January 6th, 2003 @ 7:21PM
okay so i uploaded a new icon for myself (due to popular demand) but its not changing. wtpoop! you guys will have to bear with me at this point.
curse of the penis! ahhh.
