dear journal

i must share with you a bathroom experience i had today. well i was taking my daily poo (this was no insegnificant weewee stop) and i noticed something strange when i got up to flush and inspected my work inside the bowl. oh, i do think it was the longest poo i had ever taken. funny it didnt smell very bad. just your average stinky-but-expectedly-so-and-therefore-tollerable poo smell.

well that got me excited for the rest of the day.

and so nigel and i released our latest smash hit single, "Boner Rainbow", in celebration of my exciting poo adventure. i sure hope the folks at dmusic enjoy it.